Shia on Tom Hardy
Remember when whatever magazine interview Shia did came out and people were raging because he said something like, “Tom Hardy tried to play fight me and I got mad for serious and told him ‘Come at me, bro,’ and shit got real”? (This is obviously an exact quote. Obviously.) And I was like, “Nah, my fellow internet players, Shia just grew up in what used to be an LA ghetto (and is now Hipsteropolis) and is lol sensitive because he grew up with real fight threats pretty frequently, so he can’t even play fight and, come on, look at THard — don’t nobody really want to throw elbows with him, because dude is a house? WELL ALL THOSE PEOPLE CAN S MY D BECAUSE I WAS RIGHT AND THEY FOUGHT LIKE BROTHERS SOMETIMES BUT ALSO TALKED ABOUT THINGS THEY WERE READING AND SHIA WROTE THARD A FAN LETTER AND THEY LOVE EACH OTHER ACTUALLY OKAY.