UM. Can we talk about both Tyler Seguin and Jesse Blacker retweeting FAN ART of Segs napping on Jesse? 

First of all: Tyler dozing on Jesse happened.

Second of all: They posted about it on Twitter.

Third of all: Someone drew fan art that sets this happening on a couch, presumably in someone’s private residence with Jesse Blacker now petting Tyler.

Fourth of all, THEY RETWEETED IT.

What is this 2012 life? I’m gonna zip myself up in a sleeping bag and roll myself in a grave, because I won’t survive this world.