You guys. If you happen to be visiting 2008 and you see me, please ask if I’m okay. 

popculturebrain:

Top notch professional trolling there.

I love this because all he did was watch the show by himself, give them a standing ovation at the end, and then leave. 

turnabout:

Later on Wednesday, LaBeouf tweeted an Orphans audition video as well as screenshots of email exchanges between himself and other parties with addresses allegedly belonging to Sullivan, Baldwin and playwright Lyle Kessler. In one back-and-forth, he apologizes to Baldwin “for my part of a dis-agreeable [sic] situation.”

Sullivan’s response: “I’m too old for disagreeable situations. you’re one hell of a great actor. Alec is who he is. you are who you are. you two are incompatible. i should have known it. this one will haunt me. you tried to warn me. you said you were a different breed. i didn’t get it.”

(Sidenote: This is more dramatic than an episode of Smash.)

Another screenshot shows an email from Baldwin to LaBeouf wherein the 30 Rock star reassures: “I’ve been through this before. It’s been a while. And perhaps some of the particulars are different. But it comes down to the fact that what we all do now is critical. Perhaps especially for you. When the change comes, how do we handle it, whether it be good or bad? What do we learn? I don’t have an unkind word to say about you. You have my word.”

To which LaBeouf answers: “same. … good luck on the play. you’ll be great.”

Omg this is awesome.

Whaaaaaaaaaat.

Mr. LaBeouf, 26, will make his Broadway debut this spring opposite Alec Baldwin in “Orphans,” Lyle Kessler’s 1983 drama about two troubled brothers who kidnap a mobster. Mr. LaBeouf, whose recent movies include“Lawless” and “Transformers: Dark of the Moon,” will play Treat, a petty thief who wields strong control over his younger brother Phillip in their dilapidated Philadelphia row house. Casting for the role of Phillip will be announced later; Mr. Baldwin will play the mobster Harold, a man with surprising emotional layer.

I want to see this!!!! Brothers influencing each other to kidnap criminals sounds like a perfect-for-me time!!!