Ellen treats a couple on their honeymoon to first class
And then joins them
Do you remember that time that Pete and Patrick sang Womanizer in a bathroom with Ellen?
im actually cryign
I still feel really good about living in a world where Pete Wentz is the backup dancer for a bathroom Britney Spears cover.
Joel McHale tries to dance the Oppa Gangnam style
“Bic, the pen company, have a new line of pens called, “Bic: for her”. This is totally real. They’re pens just for ladies.
They come in both lady colors, pink and purple. And they’re just like regular pens, except they’re pink, so they cost twice as much… That is absolutely true.
I was reading the back of the pack— well, i had a man read the back of the package to me, and it said it’s, “designed to fit a woman’s hand”. What does that mean? So when we’re taking down dictation from our bosses, we’ll feel comfortable, and forget we’re not getting paid as much? (x)
“For best results, use when barefoot and pregnant.”
I HATE IT AND I LOVE IT AT THE SAME TIME.