If Sherlock was an animated show.
I took random screencaps from A Scandal in Belgravia and redrew them as cartoons.

If Sherlock was an animated show.
I took random screencaps from A Scandal in Belgravia and redrew them as cartoons.
#i bet they attended the same long-suffering best friend seminar #how to say no when your asshole bff wants you to do something ridiculous and life-threatening #and at 2:30 this afternoon: how to cope with being cockblocked for the rest of your life

New fandom goal; crossover all the versions of Sherlocks, including the homages and parodies into one big universe.
Oh, and House was right. They were annoying.
And, yes, that is Shawn and Gus in the movie theater. CROSSOVER EVERYTHING!
cross over ALL the things!
WEEPING OVER THIS BEAUTY.

“You see,” he explained, “I consider that a man’s brain originally is like a little empty attic, and you have to stock it with such furniture as you choose. A fool takes in all the lumber of every sort that he comes across, so that the knowledge which might be useful to him gets crowded out, or at best is jumbled up with a lot of other things, so that he has a difficulty in laying his hands upon it. Now the skillful workman is very careful indeed as to what he takes into his brain-attic. He will have nothing but the tools which may help him in doing his work, but of these he has a large assortment, and all in the most perfect order. It is a mistake to think that that little room has elastic walls and can distend to any extent. Depend upon it there comes a time when for every addition of knowledge you forget something that you knew before. It is of the highest importance, therefore, not to have useless facts elbowing out the useful ones.”
—Sherlock Holmes, A Study In Scarlet, by Arthur Conan Doyle
HATERS SAY WHAT
I seriously cannot deal with how straight-up ignorant so many Sherlock BBC / Sherlock fans in general are showing themselves to be. Like. You are parodies of yourselves. It would be hilarious if it wasn’t so sad.

how i want sherlock series three to open

Moriarty: Kill you? Um, no. Don’t be obvious I mean, I’m gonna kill you anyway, someday. I don’t want to rush it though. I’m saving it up for something special! No no no no no, if you don’t stop prying… I’ll burn you. I will burn.. the heart out of you.

Am I a terrible person? Perhaps.
I finally found the tapestry simulator again—it’s been offline for a while, but someone recreated it here.
This is far too much morbid fun.