I rambled at the—generators about a self-indulgent toews/saad and toews/kane story, and now I’m sticking that nonsense here, bye.
I rambled at the—generators about a self-indulgent toews/saad and toews/kane story, and now I’m sticking that nonsense here, bye.
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I want SO MUCH Richie/Tazer fic. SO MUCH.
Meeeee toooooooooo. I spent a significant chunk of this past weekend thinking about how badly I want that story where Richie is the first dude to bang Tazer when they’re teenagers who end up in the same circles because of hockey. Then they get to know each other because of the Olympics and maybe hook up during the summers sometimes still! There’s an excellent possibility for some Cup winner-loser boning. Or even post-trade, trying-not-to-think-about-Carts boning. Then reverse Cup winner-loser boning this past summer and maybe some ‘this lockout is fucking frustrating as fuck and everyone is annoying’ shenanigans at Lake of the Woods, idk idk, I’m down for whatever.
This makes me want a “Memento” type of AU, because I was wondering about the stories behind Sherlock’s tattoos. But if they were clues…
I finally actually watched the music video for 1D’s “Kiss You,” and all I can say is: ZARRY.
I TOTALLY STARTED TO WRITE A SEQUEL TO THAT STORY, BUT THEN IT WAS TOO ANGSTY TO EXIST, SO I NEVER FINISHED IT. But here’s a portion from my graveyard of stories!!
For some reason, the first two words that popped into my head were, “Tyler Posey.” Now I’m just imagining him posting Instagram shots of them together whenever he’s around them, including when they kiss in front of him but it’s on zoom so you can only really see their mouths and his caption is “Hersheys!!!!”
Hahaha, yessss. I like thinking about Trevor and Jenny staging arguments to distract people. Also, I think Donna as Rusty and Rachel as Linus are my favorite part. Rachel doesn’t want to live in her parents’ shadows! Plus, Donna could totally spend some time teaching various talent how to play cards. Harvey finds her in a room with Carly Rae Jepsen, Steve R. McQueen from The Vampire Diaries, Tyler Posey, Sarah Hyland from Modern Family, I don’t know.
Also the more I think about it, the more I do like Louis as Basher if only so he’ll still have an opportunity to say something is about to get “Litt up!”
Are there enough “Suits” characters yet for someone to write me the Ocean’s 11 AU where Harvey is Danny, Donna is Rusty, Jessica is a much more glamorous Reuben, Rachel is Linus, and Mike is the Tess, who is now keeping house with Travis Tanner as Benedict? Like, maybe Louis can be Basher? I don’t know. Harold is definitely Livingston Dell, though. Who else, who else…
Can somebody write the story where Liam used to be a normal boy who got turned into a vampire completely without knowing vampires even existed until he was one, and it was rough for him, but then he came into his own, because he’s resilient and an ultimately positive person, and now he’s strong and even smarter and too savvy to ever be seduced by a 1000-year-old original vampire who shows up and has done a lot of violent, dubious things in his life but also believes in romance and culture and loves drawing and thinks Liam is beautiful and tells him, “I fancy you,” when he finds Liam admiring horses outside of a ball one night, and Liam could be charmed, but he hasn’t forgotten how that original has caused a lot of harm to his friends, and also he compels everybody, so Liam says he can’t buy people off all the time, that “you don’t connect with people because you don’t even try to understand them,” and then when Liam gets home, there’s a message like
except instead of Klaus, it’s Zayn?
AnonymousI DON’T HATE DEREK!!!! I just wish his purpose post-S1 was clearer to me? Like, I’m turned off by the woobie version of him a lot of folks seem to be into but I also totally know he’s not actually quite as morally complicated as I would personally be into, so I’m just waiting to see what’s what.
And I see down-the-road potential for Stiles/Derek, depending on how those dudes develop from here, but right now any ideas I have had or would have for them as a pairing are/would be about how destructive they’d be for one another right now. Mostly because I don’t think Stiles is all that definitively noble and I’m not yet convinced Derek is even genuinely interested in making himself whole.
On a non-pairing note, today I spent like 20 minutes trying to figure out whether someone could convincingly write an alternate canon story that’s slightly Fight Club-ish in that Derek is Stiles’s alter ego. IDK WHY, but I became obsessed with the idea that maybe both Scott and Stiles got bit in the woods and Peter was always the Alpha but still, like, temporarily crippled by being burned almost to death, and for some reason kind of accidentally passes on his revenge instinct hallucination/murderousness to Stiles only? And Stiles DOES know all the details from the Hale fire way back but Derek never actually comes back, it’s that Stiles is also a beta and his brain gets caught trying to make sense of Peter’s crazy on top being bitten. So he’s like the sidekick but also part of the dubious occurrences, and it’s confusing to everyone, and Stiles is living at home but also in the burnt out Hale house, kind of, and then I mostly imagined the “Magic Bullet” really just being Stiles half-dying in his Jeep and trying to decide if he needed to chop off his own arm but also that part near the end of season 1 where Peter offers to turn him and Stiles refuses, except Stiles already IS a wolf but he hasn’t realized it, and part of why Peter mauled Lydia was specifically to lure Stiles to him — his other beta — and then use Stiles to get Scott by his side. LOOK, I DON’T KNOW, BUT I WAS ENTERTAINED FOR A WHILE. I guess if you wanted it could go to a hallucinatory Stiles/Derek place, and then maybe a Peter/Stiles place, and then ultimately Scott helps sort out his best friend, because I’m down for best friends saving each other ultimately. But Stiles murders Peter though, so Stiles is the alpha now.
